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Sometimes, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary to give a political party a new name. Since the so-called Republican Party is no longer the party of the American Republic, but seeks to drag their once honourable name through the mud of imperial expansion, theocracy, and mindless xenophobia, it stands to reason that the Republican Party should chose a new, more appropriate name.

Some possibilities:

The Imperial President's Party

The 51% = Everyone Who Matters (as long as they're our 51%) Party

The Pro-Life Until They're Born, Kill 'Em All Once They're Out Of The Womb Party

The Jesus Will Wear a Rolex On His Television Show (and if He doesn't we'll shoot Him and find somebody else to be Jesus) Party

The Chickenhawk Party

The Outsourcing Party

The We Don't Want To Bring Back Slavery, Temps Are Cheaper Party

The Alexander Hamilton Party

The Control Population With The Four Horsemen Party

The Don't Worry About the Oil, The Rapture Will Come Before We Run Out Party

The We're Just Doing What The Almighty Would Do If He Knew All The Facts Party

The Love Thy Neighbour, As Long As Thy Neighbour Is Not Gay, Nor Ill, Nor Poor, Nor Non-Christian, Nor A Liberal, Nor UnAmerican, Nor Someone Whose Job Must Be Sent Abroad For The Good Of Thy Stockholders Party

The Party of Masters and Dupes

The American Nazi Party